Dumb Ass taking a Joy Ride

Ahhhhhhhh................ Highschool................... remember those days?

This dumb ass story is about what my friend "Tina" did when we were in high school.


Tina was one of those "bad girls" who did fun things like smoking after school, stealing things from stores, ect. and obnoxious....

Anyhow, she lived in a house like this one, where the Garage roof is supported by those thin wooden beams


Tina also lived on a busy street where our high school buses usually passed....

One fine day, Tina was going around telling us proudly that since HER PARENTS are going to be out of town, she's going to drive her mom's BEAUTIFUL NEW MR2 Toyota to school.


ALTHOUGH she never had much experience DRIVING she promised everyone that TOMORROW she will drive this baby to SCHOOL.




REMEMBER kids!(Parents out of town + leaving known trouble making kid at home UNSUPERVISED = trouble)





But there is a PROBLEM.

In this two car garage, her dad had left some boxes on one side of the garage. So the cars were parked one behind the other....

NOW guess what kind of car was parked behind the MR2?

A BIG HUGE CHEVY ASTRO VAN........

Knowing that she just HAD to somehow get that MR 2 to school.... she attempts to move the Astro Van out of the garage so she can take the MR 2 to school.........

So she takes the keys...........

puts it in reverse......




and knocks the wooden pillar down.


Causing the whole garage to collapse like a pancake..............

The roof not only damaged the Van..........



but also......


The MR 2................


AND at that moment, the school bus full of high school kids from our school drives by.......



(and everyone knew that was Tina's house....................)





Lesson for teenage kids: Don't be bragging about you're going to do something like driving when you cant. Be yourself. Don't be a dumb ass.