More Secret Santa Stories

Well I don't think this story qualifies as a "dumb ass" story ; quite actually as a "smart ass" story.....


Again, we had ANOTHER "Secret Santa" Christmas party.

(like we didn't learn from the last one)

That year we were all gathered formally at a resturant. Dressed nice.... sitting at tables, idly chatting.....


There was one lady, a co worker present who was a real "SMART ASS"

...someone who cut people down and liked to tease people relentlessly....

many people disliked her....

but she didn't care. She was pretty funny though...

To the left of the "smart ass" co worker was a "nice lady"

The "nice lady" opened up her present to find a nice tea set ...

obviously cost more than the $15 dollars we were required to spend on our "Secret Santa Surprise" gift........





To the right, another lady opened up her gift. It was a very nice Christian Dior cosmetic pouch.

-again obviously costing more than $15........


Now the Smart Ass lady's eyes glistened.

She had a glowing "aura" about her....

(I was sitting across from her and watched this unfold... )

Giddy with excitement and looking like she was about to piss all over herself, she exclaimed: "I wonder what I got!"

and with a huge cheshire smile on her face......


She pulled it out of the box............





and it was.........





The BIGGEST TUBE OF



hemorrhoid cream for women I had ever saw!

I never knew one for women existed....but I know now!