A dumb ass in the plane

Now, we all know that we encounter "Dumb Asses" everywhere. I think that it's prevelant these days at the Airport.

As I scanned "Queen of the Sky" blog, I recalled an incident........

Once I was "non- reving" (a term for using company's "privledge" of using travel benefits -if they provide one) and I observed this Asian gentleman who spoke perfect English while talking to his friends, yet when the flight attendants came around.... he suddenly "forgot" how to speak. It was funny watching him interact with people... choosing to speak English to some.... then pretending like he didn't know anything with others....

The plane was about to land. The captain gives a signal for the flight attendants to prepare for landing. This is when passengers should sit and don't think about stretching their legs or or use the potty. Sit still or just "hold it".

Well moments later I see that we are nearing land. The flight attendants are strapped in and are in brace position for landing. Now who decides to jump up and use the potty? Our friend, mister "I don' t know how to speak English if you are an authoratative figure".

The flight attendant gets up quick (risking her neck, btw) and tells the guy he needs to sit. So he does for a second.... and when the flight attendants straps back in... then guy decides "Oh hell with it!" and jumps into the asile......................

Exactly when the plane lands..................

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Now people, why do you think Airlines have these rules in place? It isn't because they are mean and would like to prevent you from enjoying certain rights like using the bathroom.....

It is to keep you from getting hurt.

Our friend who just "jumped in the asile and pretended not to speak English" fell.....
and tumbled foward........
all the way to first class..........
and hit the wall in the galley.


Instead of going to the potty, he had to go to the hospital.