Hey Dumb ASS, this isn't YOUR PHONE

Here I was watching some good o'l television when my phone rings.

I answer.

"Hello"

"HELLO" replies a pissed of woman's voice, "IS THIS MY PHONE?"

*****again.... I am thinking..... this can't be possible....a dumb ass calling ME UP....************

"No," I replied annoyingly, knowing that I just missed a really funny part on the television"THIS IS NOT YOUR PHONE!"

Possibly PMSing lady replies "YES IT IS!"

"NO it's NOT!" I replied

***then, an elightening thought***

"Is this 341-XX00" she asks.

"No, it's 341-XX01" I replied.

"Oh sorry, I dialed the wrong number!" she said and hung up the phone gently.

It's always nice having dumb asses interupt your favorite shows........