My mother, her dumb ass moment

I love my mom to death. At times, however- I wonder what she was smoking.

One day my mom decided to cook a snack. When it was done, you could hear it..... It was nice and sizzzling hot.

And she was HUNGRY.

She decides not to let it cool down, blow on it, or even fan it.... but just throw it in her mouth -
Probably thinking she was going to savor a nice flavor that goes along with something hot and freshly cooked.

so she puts the food NOT in between your teeth to sort of cool it down with just your breath...


but on her TOUNGUE!

(can you say sizzzzzzzzzzzzlllle?)


suddenly she waves her hands franticly. My dad, who watched the whole episode (and is a typical SMART ASS) tells her-

"why don't you put your tounge on the ice tray to cool it down?"

-now mind you.... our ice tray is not the ones you usually see in "wally world" made out of toxic cheap plastics by workers making 10 cents an hour....

NO..............................................

We have the classic good o'l METAL ICE TRAYS! Yes, these ice trays were made to last a life time..........

So in haste, my mother takes the ice tray out and places the flat metal surface on her toungue...where it gets STUCK.

- now she's screaming bloody murder....

She goes to the hospital with an ice tray stuck on her tounge and the doctors couldn't stop laughing.......